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daniel ek is not the anti-christ he's just a very naughty boy
The Pocket Gods
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not all labels are evil ballad for tom and crispin
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Discover My Ass discovery Mode
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working on the block chain gang
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nft no fucking talent
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i asked ed sheeran to write a 30 second song but he never replied
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$100k to get into the billboard charts
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podcasts are the future just ask joe rogan
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i know this won't make your official playlist
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we don't talk about bruno mars not being the next prince
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how may people died mining nickel for your precious indie vinyl
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i'm too old for the music industry
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dodgy geezer deezer not paying it's artists despite being owned my a multi billonaire who's hiding his wealth
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pedantic apple music thinks my 30 second songs are shit
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i did a gig in the metaverse it was just full of perverts
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bono v putin
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never been a golden age of the music industry it's always been a bit dodgy
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spotify will never kill rock and roll
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YouTube are still fleecing you
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i got 4 million streams on youtube in india and got £50 I can't pay my rent with £50
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1 million streams and i'm queuing up at the foodbank feed me Daniel feed me
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i sat next to lucian grange's pa at a music do once and i don't feel guilty about maxing out his credit card on drinks for the table
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it's a bittersweet reunion but £100 million should do it
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even wolfgang pauli had a hard time working out how you get paid from Spotify
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this album will definitely get banned by Spotify so I might as well say what I want
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this album will never make it onto Apple Music
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napster will release any old shit
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hell is adele on repeat
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i've been in nme, rolling stone and on channel 4 but i still can't get a gig in my own city
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the future is AI generated algorythmic playlists but we will not comply
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I owe it all to you Sir Paul McCartney
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the revolution will be sanitised
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another credit card festival
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Kpop fans are using these 30 second songs to fill out their playlists to get BTS to the top of the charts
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millionaire pop star pulls music from Spotify
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boris johnson's capo trick
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suing me suing you aha
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ed sheeran is everywhere
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the latin grunge revival
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i'm recording an album with uri geller how cool is that?
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it's only taken my band 25 years to nearly make it
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the man that wrote rhinestone cowboy
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dodgy deezer geezer
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why do all modern songs sound the same
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need to write a catchy song for tiktok
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my prs statement is coming soon
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fuck it's too hot to right songs I'm into my pool
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i think only the aliens can change our world and make it a fairer place for humankind
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i'm dancing in the street after getting a double figure royalty statement
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i'm going to write to prince charles to ask him to have a chat with Spotify
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how many crap songs has clapton done?
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daniel ek have you got 30 sec
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half way thorugh this album got to get to 100 songs somehow
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in my perfect rider thanks iggy pop
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Daniel ek is not the anti christ just stop investing in podcasts
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9.99 is way to each to have access to every song in the world
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nadine dorries can you mnake spotify give us more pennies
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got another guinness world record but still in the second biggest band in my village
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kevin brennan is ignoring me
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channel 4
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the hispanic atmosphere of woodcock hill
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surf's up daniel
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recorder lessons
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sexton ming is the king
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good ole days of stacking vinyl
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rpm
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another sex pest a and r man
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tonight i'm going to party like it's pronoun ninety nine
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see you next tory
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music copywrite was created so that white man could own the blues
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spotify's castle is built on sand
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nothing is gonna stop u
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another song about tiktok
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mr bono please write me a 30 second song
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waste of time having a band facebook page
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thank you tom robinson
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i don't get what the fuss is about the cardiacs
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autotuned husky voice on the radio
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instagram sham part 2
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i read the news today oh boy
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i wanna hang out with robbie williams talk ufos
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oh preety patel
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daniel and his theatre of cruelty
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we've had 800000 streams from an album on spotify all we got was £400
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why do they sing neil diamond at the footy
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30 second eurovision winner
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am i the only person who thinks david bowie is over rated?
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bitcoins in the fountain (head)
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thank you Spotify
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getting a little bit tedious
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all you need is nub
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get back to tea and toast
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if jimmy webb wrote a 30 second song it would sound nothing like this
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still nobody makes money anymore
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there's a kate bush revival
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i would use bandcamp but they use paypal
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you'll never kill rock and roll
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they call me a disruptor
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the finish line is near!
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daniel ek just give us some respect
